Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Letters to Life



Dear 25th June - Please hurry up. I'm dying over here! Need to get paid now! 2 months of unpaid leave while you go gallivanting around Europe is great and everything... until you get back. I've barricaded myself into my house, in front of the fire and have been doing NOTHING for far too long now.... going slightly crazy.
Sincerely, Broke and Desperate.
 
Dear Trusty Nikon Camera - Not so trusty anymore, huh? Please get well soon? Please?! I hate using my Blackberry to take photographs. Not cool.
Sincerely, Still Desperate.


Dear E. L. James - Stop with the cliffhangers!!!! I do not want to keep reading your naff writing... but now I just have to see what happens next! Argh!!!
Sincerely, Shamefully Hooked.


Dear Hot Water Bottle - Your presence would be greatly appreciated right about now. It's getting cold and lonely at night. I know you've been in hibernation mode for the past couple of months, somewhere in the back of a cupboard or something... but I think it's about time you came out now. Please and thanks.
Sincerely, Ice Block.
Dear Toaster - Stop burning my toast you devious bastard. You're forcing me to drink.
Sincerely, Not Impressed.

Dear My Service Provider - Please stop suspending my account. It's getting old now. I need a phone :(
Sincerely, Even More Desperate (and starting to get liver problems...).

Dear Inglot Cosmetics - Come to South Africa. If you do... I'll be doing the below:
Sincerely, Underprivileged.



Dear Facebook Hackers - SCREW YOU! WHY?!
Sincerely, Currently Experiencing Liver Failure.




Dear Fellow Bloggers - Thanks for checking out my blog! If you enjoyed it, following me on GFC, Bloglovin' and Facebook would be much appreciated. Pop me a comment below with a link to your blog and I'll be sure to check yours out too!
Sincerely, Oh screw it! Bottoms up!

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43 comments:

  1. Great post!! Love your blog dear, Thank you for visiting my blog, I really appreciate it!!!

    www.plogstyle.com

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  2. Hahaha love this post , I recently bought an electric water bottle I am in water bottle heaven, payday is just around the corner ;)

    Meghan Silva's Blog

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    1. An electric water bottle?? Say WHAT!? What is it????

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    1. Thanks Jenniya. Hope you're well. Thanks for visiting so often x

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  4. Haha, your writing is really funny, love it!
    I'm following your blog on bloglovin now (:

    Love, Liese

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    1. Thank you so much Liese! That's so awesome of you! Snooping through your blog now too xx

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  5. Followed back sweetie!
    Keep in touch!
    Xxx

    Carolina

    www.the-world-c.blogspot.com

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    1. Definitely! Thanks so much Carolyne xx

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  6. Hey! Thanks for your comment! I like your blog. Would you like to follow each other? Please let me know by leaving a comment in my blog :)

    Have a nice week!

    xx Oksana
    www.makeupbyoksana.blogspot.com

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  7. Great post! Would you like to follow each other?
    http://kate-fashionschtick-kate.blogspot.com/

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    1. Hey Kate, yeah that sounds fab. Checking your blog out now x

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  8. Nice post!
    Really like your blog,If you want we could follow each other! :)

    Only a storm in a coffee cup

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    1. I'll check your blog out shortly and send you a message, thanks for the comment!

      Loving the name of your blog by the way :)

      x

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  9. Great post!! :p
    http://thefashionpandacrew.blogspot.be/

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  10. Hahaha I love the way you write letters to inanimate objects. It's very interesting and hilarious to read :)

    Hope you can survive till pay day <3

    Kekidoll.com

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    1. Thank you! I was at work a few mornings ago and inspiration struck and I just wrote it all down - publishing it without a second thought! I love it when writing comes that way, naturally... as apposed to being forced.

      I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel but I think I can last for 3 more days! eeek! :)

      x

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  11. HAHA brilliant pics following on Blog luvin and gfc

    C&L x
    http://beautiesunlocked.blogspot.co.uk/

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    1. Thank you!! I will support you back xx

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  12. Oh my gosh love this! of course i hate hearing about some of the bummer stuff going on, but you are hilarious. thanks for the morning laugh!

    <3becky
    www.loosefromthezoo.com

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    1. Thank you, Becky!! I love comments like this :) Glad I put a good spark in your day xx

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  13. Great post! fun pics!! Kisses :)


    http://greatstyling.blogspot.com.es/

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  14. great post honey, i really love these photos!

    xx

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    1. Hahaha awh thanks Tere, I just fixed my camera so the quality of photographs will improve dramatically from here on in! :) xx

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  15. This post was really fantastic it really made me laugh! Love it!

    I followed you on bloglovin and would love if you followed back to keep in touch!

    Rebecca
    www.winnipegstyle.ca

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    1. I will definitely check out your blog and support back, thank you so much! That means a lot to me :)

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  16. LOL Love this! Gahh, E.L James ALWAYS leaves you hanging. Granted you just have to keep reading to find out. Trust me, you will be sad when the series is over. Oh, and I will be praying for your liver (:

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    1. Haha thank you! I know, it's like a tv show, when it comes to that inevitable end it is always so sad :(

      Thanks for the prayers ;) they are needed!!

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  17. i feel you on the being broke thing!

    http://www.walkoffashion.com/

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  18. These photos are awesome! Thanks for visiting my blog and following me. I am following you now :)

    http://dixielu302.blogspot.com

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    1. Thank you!!!! Greatly appreciated xx

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  19. So fabulous! Looking good!

    www.goodbadandfab.com
    personal style and fashion musings of a LA fashion lawyer living life in the fab lane!

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    1. Thanks :)
      Checking out your blog now x

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  20. HAHAHAHA blaming the toast...brilliant!

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