Let's compile the facts:
- Yesterday was Friday.
- There was a farewell party.
- There was also a live band... with saxophones, flutes, keyboards and incredible vocals.
- Unlimited shots.
- A mixture of brandy, vodka, ciders and wine.
- Breaking it down on the dance floor.
- An unexpected mad hatters party.... again. In someones mansion. No lies. AND... Somehow, someone managed to put permanent red lipstick on me and now I have these really odd bright red lips that I can't get rid of!
- 2am drunken texting and video calls.... I need a better password on my phone. One I can't spell when intoxicated. Any suggestions????
- A God awful alarm clock jolting me out of my peaceful slumber (ok I lie... I passed the F out when I finally hit the bed!!!) at some unruly hour this morning.
Work I tell you.
On a Saturday.
With a mean ass hangover.